Kate Moss, lingerie and emo CAN go together in one sentence

Today my love of Agent Provocateur has died a bit more. Possibly forever if this gets big. Yes, how surprising, me, the person that hadn’t really declared love for any brand in particular making such a shocking statement.

Sorry Andrew that this title is just a pastiche of your own but that’s just what it says to me when I see Kate Moss and skulls and all the visual imagery that has been flooding MySpace and the internet as of late. Skulls, dripping something (paint, you perverts) that says ‘my eyeliner after an emo surge’. Surely to be racist I could say normal women see it as ‘cool’ and an extension of their teenage years, I see it as ‘uncool’. Agent Provocateur was expensive-classy-upmarket and in their 1920s phase of models looking like Monroe (you could imagine Dita Von Teese or Christina Aguilera wearing their new stuff) when they smacked this ‘Let them eat Kate’ crap. ‘Let them eat Kate’ is the kind of phrase any rapist would be really fond of. You had a hot website and a hot idea (to capture any bit of the ‘mansion’ and set is as a wallpaper) and hot products but seriously. To keep up the profanity I started, oh FUCK OFF now. My one hundred quid for knickers is gonna go to I.D. Sarrieri now or if I want to embrace my kinky but not emo side, I’ll try Coco de Mer.

If you haven’t blushed so far because of talking about knickers in public…

…I’m not on the ‘bring Kylie back’ bandwagon either because she’s too much of a good girl now after her cancer moment. Yes she’s a brave woman but cancer will make anyone a tad more humble and it’s not AP’s idea. Please scratch this and dump Kate. Or let them (m)eat Kate. Even if not many others have, it’s enough to see her face plastered everywhere. In a bad way. We’ll forget it ever happened. I can’t wait for all the magazines to simply praise this and put it on a pedestal. Oh my God.